This post about the types of people on Twitter just cracked me up. It’s funny because it’s true, you know?
Anthony Stevens’ twelve types are:
- GHOST: Starts Twittering, posts a handful of times, then disappears.
- NERDCORE: Hopelessly geeky (and proud of it), writes tweets like this: “Linux.com states eDonkey as best P2P client on linux http://lin.cr/rf. But it was shutdown, wasn’t it? Can anyone confirm it?”
- FLIRT: Writes a lot of tweets with the word “sexy” and “boobs” and “naked” (not necessarily in the same tweet).
- WHORE: Shameless self-promoter of blog posts. Has 10,000 followers.
- WHORE IN TRAINING: Just like a WHORE, but sheepishly apologizes for it every now and then. Wants 10,000 followers.
- MR. GUILTY: Endless naughty-boy revelations about alcohol, gambling, or behaving badly.
- ST. CRISPIN: Today is an opportunity! Carpe Diem! I can’t believe I’m lucky enough to be alive on THIS VERY DAY!
- HIPSTER: Goes to all the cool social networking events and meets with Loic and Scoble and Guy every month. Lets you know about it.
- POLITICAL HARRIDAN: Sends 140-character rants about this or that politician or policy proposal.
- INQUISTOR: 90% of their tweets are questions to their “audience”.
- DILBERT: My office is dysfunctional and I sort of like it because I can tweet about it.
- ZZZ: Sends tweets like “I’m on my 2nd cup of coffee” or “heading home”.
I follow some of each of these kinds of Twitterers (I bet we all do). I tried to put myself in one of these categories, but I can’t. I tend to tweet across many of these categories.
For example, I definitely pimp out my blog on Twitter. A few times a week I tweet with a link to a new blog post. But I almost always feel bad about it. So those times I’m a #5. And I often find myself posting about how I need coffee or dinner or something, certainly boring everyone who follows me. Then I’m a #12. Other times I’m a #8 or a #10. Seeing these categories spelled out this way almost makes me want to be a bit more interesting with my tweets.
I bet most Twitterers find themselves in many of these categories throughout the day. Someone needs to do a full-on content analysis and see what categories we’re missing.
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